Season 1
EPISODE 1
The Smashed Barrel Secret of City Hall
Lil Miss Kate sets off on another rolicking adventure after discovering a new clue that could lead to the whereabouts of the two people she's been searching for all these years. No, not Laurel and Hardy. Her parents! Sponsored by Tompkins Milk of Magnesia.
EPISODE 2
Daring Escape from "Mean"-hattan Mayhem
Lil Miss Kate prepares to hit the bricks and roll on through to Niagara Falls to find her long-lost parents. But will she be able to survive the perils and passerby on the mean streets of the greatest city in the world, New York City? Sponsored by Victory Pulp.
EPISODE 5
DO NOT UPLOAD Lil Miss Kate Meets the Bongoteer! DO NOT UPLOAD
Tune in this week for the premiere of the hippest, happiningest, swingin' new character find of 1941, that alien beatnik from across the stars who will bring joy to children across the land, The Bongoteer! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! And Lil Miss Kate is in it too.
EPISODE 6
The Extremely Clear Case of the Not-Suspicious Dead Guy
Lil Miss Kate? More like Lil Miss DETECTIVE Kate! It's up to our precocious preteen to solve a locked room mystery where ANYONE's a suspect. Even the butler! Sponsored by Ingenuity Industries All-Synthetic Cheese Related Food Product.
EPISODE 7
The Bizzaro Invaders from Above-Ground Space
On this episode of Big Mister Jake, our favorite Goliath Gent discovers a bizarre mirror copy of himself from the world outside his upside-down, underground New York City: Lil Miss Kate - Ward of the State! Sponsored by Her Highness's Canuckian Bran Flakes
EPISODE 8
Exes and Flexes Galore at the Shore
Our motley crew take a well-deserved vacation at the new Great Lakes Coney Island Franchise! Lucinda meets an old friend, Solomon struts his stuff and Kate gets the lunch of a lifetime! Sponsored by The West Virginian Coal Miner's Association.
EPISODE 9
"I Love My Parents:" a Deadly Finale
This is the big one, folks. In this very episode, Lil Miss Kate - Ward of the State tracks down those rascallions who sent her floating down the river (like Moses) all those years ago, HER PARENTS! Sponsored by Cinderella, a thrilling new adventure serial from Associated Radio Broadcasting
Season 2
Episode 1
The Pinocchio #57: The Illegal Coordinated Scheme
Whose nose knows where to go toe to toe with foes who do no-nos? The Pinocchio's!
He stalks the night with his faithful valet and tax attorney Jiminy Cricket by his side, brings all manner of criminal, racketeer, and spooky witch to justice, and puts one big smile on the faces of Real Island City's weak and helpless citizens. On tonight's episode, The Pinnochio discovers a crime being committed.
Episode 2
Beauracratic Buffonery Beyond the Border with Special Guest Steve Wyoming
Sponsored by the Corncob Breathing Apparatus Instruction Sheet.
Lil Miss Kate is back where she belongs - In your ears! But alas, things aren't all radiowaves and microphones for our young heroine. For Lil Miss Kate And Her Chosen Family™ are stuck! In Canada! BEHIND ENEMY LINES! But first, a visit from silent screen funnyman Steve Wyoming!
Episode 3
Burglary on the No One Dies Express
Choo-choo! All aboard! Lil Miss Kate and the gang take to the rails as they begin their fantastic voyage across the briny Canadian wilderness. Luckily, the locomotive staff are well-equipped to help our heroes reach the beaches of Vancouver. It's time to relax in your compartment and ignore the pirate shanties and parrot squawks coming from the engine room!
Sponsored by Nixon Tippecanoe No. 1 Pencils.
Episode 4
The Gospel of Kate 2:10-12 - The Night Kate Saved Christmas Eve sponsored by Potabola-Cola
When an old foe returns with a bible-warping scheme, the gang must travel back in time to the good ol' days of 0 B.C./A.E. Can they guide a young couple into parenthood and help Santa deliver the greatest Christmas present of all time: The brand-new Cincinatti Slugger Pinewood Baseball Bat from Two Guys Department Store!
Sponsored by Potabola-Cola
Episode 5
Lucinda Sheraton and the Magic of Love or "So Say the Birds!"
It's back to school for adult woman Lucinda Sheraton! Magic School, that is! Not Regular School. That would be simply absurd. But it's not all learning to speak bird and showing talents, as Lucinda falls head over heels for the Vice Sorcerer! Love is magic, isn't it folks? Meanwhile, Kate braves the terror of Deputy Mayor Solomon Russell's family bonding activities.
Sponsored by Chemicals!
Episode 6
A Sackful of Money in a Big Ol' Canvas Bag With a Dollar Sign on it.
Hold onto your saddle, cause Lil Miss Kate is headed West! That's right, Saintly Mary Cecilia's Temperate Bass Drum Marching Band presents a Western Yarn Spun of Drink! Separated from her chosen family, Kate meets the saddest, oldest cowboy you've ever heard. Can she extract this dying man's complete story and fulfill her ironclad publishing contract? The clock is ticking! Just like how the clock is ticking on the free west, where a man can go where he wants and do as he pleases beneath that big blue sky. Makes you think, huh?
Episode 7
Apprehension!
WARNING: Listen to this with the lights ON, the door LOCKED, and a nice snack NEARBY (you deserve it!). This episode could be featured in a thesaurus under the word FRIGHT, next to SUSPENSE or OVERWROUGHT. Turn the dial, if you dare, to unleash these chilling tales into the night…
Lil Miss Kate in "Sorry, Wrong Scary Hotel" Solomon Russell in "My Fiance is Missing?!!" Lucinda Sheraton in "I Didn't Order Room Service…"
And Fiorello is not really in the episode, sorry.
Live Shows
Lil Miss Kate - Ward of the State LIVE! 4.29.24
Live from Caveat in beautiful Manhattan, New York City! It's the first ever Lil Miss Kate - Ward of the State LIVE SHOW! Join Lil Miss Kate, Deputy Mayor Solomon Russell, and a cast of characters you'll have to hear to believe. Recorded in front of a live audience of real human beings! WOW!